dont lie to me dave!!! i know its you! i saw the intent flash before your very eyes,

your killing.. innocent people on this ship!! over the last fucking donut?!

have you learned anything you fat shit!!

food isnt a drug!!! its a piece of natural ingredients that keeps our bodies from shrinking!! NOT GROWING

im sorry bud but i cant stand any more of my crewmates dying.. you have to go NOW!!

*5 mintues later*

susan help my penis wont go down!! i need some oral support or something

susan: why does it look like that?

beacuse i took the wrong pills OK?! god.. i dont want to walk around with a giant piece of wood poking out of my suit

susan: dear god why do i have to be the bitch on this ship...

*10 hours later* were reaching earth time to go buy some new magazine, everybody EXCEPT FOR DAVE BEACUSE OBVIOUSLY HES DEAD!! go inside and pick out something